So, the other day I was sitting on the floor in the playroom, cleaning out the closet. It was hot, so I had on shorts. I felt something on the inside of my thigh and thought "man, my feet are cold." Then I was suddenly jerked into the thought "the cold thing just MOVED and it isn't my feet!" So, I quickly glance down and see this thing quickly squirming its way into my pants! AHHH!! This was one quick little sucker! Instinctively I grabbed it and threw it across the room! Gross! Seriously, IF I was a cusser, this would have made me cuss! (but I didn't...no worries!)



He paid for his trespassing with a few stomps of my feet!